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Today we play the Astros, we beat 'em yesterday We got Weaver, they got Oswalt, I think we'll win again today... Oswalt's hurt, so it's Munro—what pitches does he use? I got them every time I bat I face a different Astros pitcher blues With two out they make an error, a walk and hit by a pitch The count goes 3-and-0, Posada don't even twitch Then he grounds out to first—he must've missed his cues! I got them every time I bat I face a different Astros pitcher blues Then Munro walks Todd Ziele, so they bring Kirk Saarloos in In the bottom of the sixth, they bring Brad Lidge to relieve him He throws two perfect innings—lives up to his reviews I got them every time I bat I face a different Astros pitcher blues In the eighth Dotel comes in, strikes out the side, & one more In the ninth it's Billy Wagner comin' in to shut the door No hits and thirteen K—what an ugly way to lose I got them every time I bat I face a different Astros pitcher— Almost fifty years since the Yanks lost a no-hitter— I got them every time I bat I face a different Astros pitcher blues
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