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The Job in Right Field
(for Jason Lane)
to the tune of Out My Back Door
© Copyright 2005 by J-Mag Guthrie

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We played the Giants and the D'backs
Garner looks at my stats
Says "You're only hittin' right about .235!"
"Palmeiro hits .350 and I think it'd be nifty...
You two sharing
The job in right field."
I know that I've been slumpin'
Can't get that average pumpin'
Haven't hit a dinger since May 6th at Turner Field
My average droppin' steady, but I'm not sure I'm ready...
To be sharing
The job in right field
I know I'm not the only guy not hitting on this team
Won't you take a look at your shortstop too
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I'm working on my hitting, at least I'm not just quitting
I don't like sharing
The job in right field
You'll see some improvement, maybe I'll see movement
I could get more playing time and less time on the bench
I can bring up my numbers with the way I use the lumber
No more sharing
The job in right field.

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