Why Can't You Pitch the Way You Pitched Before?

to the tune of Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?
© Copyright 2003 by J-Mag Guthrie

Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?
When we're paying you three million more
There's a problem here we can't ignore
Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?

With the Braves in Atlanta
You pitched really well
Then you donned a Mets uni
And now, now you pitch like hell

Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?
When we're paying you three million more
There's a problem here we can't ignore
Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?

I won't change the rotation
So you'll face your old team
But each time that you see them
You make us, you make us want to scream

Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?
When we're paying you three million more
There's a problem here we can't ignore
Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?

Okay, I'll call the pen
I left you in there too long again
Another game we have no chance to win

Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?
When we're paying you three million more
There's a problem here we can't ignore
Why can't you pitch the way you pitched before?

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