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Dusty said that the Blacks and the Latins liked to play in the sun He really didn't think that his words might offend anyone He said if you looked, you would learn You'd see the brothers didn't get sunburn Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get him offa my mind Chorus:You all know that Sammy was going through an awful bad slump He thought a new bat might help to give his average a jump It broke when he gave it some torque And ya know it was all full of cork Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get him offa my mind Chorus:Oswalt hit Barrett and got himself tossed from the game It took a whole week, but Barrett's opportunity came The umpire hadda get in his face To get him offa Oswalt's case Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get him offa my mind Chorus:The Astros played well as anyone could plainly see Steve Stone and Chip Caray even said so on the Cubbie TV Mercker got on the phone in the pen And told them not to do it again Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get him offa my mind Chorus:The Cubs really choked or maybe they just didn't play hard They just couldn't pull out that National League Wild Card Well, it really ruined Sammy's day He felt so bad, he just couldn't play Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get him offa my mind Chorus:Well my parents were fans and I loved the Cubbies all of my life I used to think I loved the Cubs more than my truck or my wife But now I think my love may be dead I think I might paint my truck Cardinal red Ya gotta help me Miller, help me get them offa my mind Chorus:
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