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Hey, Bullpen Pitcher! Come in from the pen! We want you to come take care of The next three men. First man hits it back into the corner, Our fielders both lose it in the sun! Next man hits it to the fence and over... They've got two runs! Hey, Bullpen Pitcher! Today's just not your day, You know this outing sure ain't helpin' your ERA! Maybe, Rivera — will we get a treat? Wonder if you'll manage to dodge defeat Who finds the strikezone, when they throw the ball Will you get another save before this fall? Friday night you came in from the bullpen Barely breaking 80 on the gun Your cutter once again just wasn't bending Seeeee All those runs. Maybe, Cordero — you can save the day Or will yet another game now slip away Here comes the gopher — hear the bat go POW! Where is Eric Gagne, bro' we need you now! Hoffman's getting lit up in the Rockies Kolb is getting pounded by the 'Nats Please explain the object to these losers Just miss their bats
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