Brad Ausmus is His Name
to the tune of Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
© Copyright 2003 by J-Mag Guthrie

Friday night in St. Louis, the first game against the Cards
The Astros' division rivals, they knew they had to play it hard.
Bagwell singled to the right side, Berkman and Hidalgo walked
With the ground-ball-hitting Ausmus due up, everybody started to mock
He took a strike looking, then held back on a ball
Then hit it left over the wall

He's the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his bat there everyone knows
The Astros would've lost that game

The game went on to extra innings, cause the Cards knotted up the score
Scott Rolen wasn't happy on first base, thought he'd try to steal one more
Wagner pitching to Martinez, the count stood at 1 and 0,
Rolen thought he had a good lead and he decided to go
Billy's next pitch was over the plate
Brad's throw to the shortstop was great

He's the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would've lost that game

The eleventh and Marrero singles, one out and the score still tied
And just like Rolen in the tenth frame, at first base, he isn't satisfied.
Unlike Rolen, he isn't waiting, he's off on Stone's first pitch
Ausmus' throw over to second nails him without a hitch.
Then when it's his turn to pick up the wood
He crushes another one good

He's the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would've lost that game

Lidge hit Fernando Vina, the first man he faced that night
Ausmus blocked a pitch that was wild, then Renteria flied out to right
Palmeiro fouled off the first pitch, then stood looking at four balls
That brought up Albert Pujols, who started seeing some strike calls
On the third swinging strike Vina started to run
But he was beat by Ausmus' gun

He's the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would've lost that game


For a nice description of the game, check out this account at Astroland.

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